So what's the speed of dark?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
taken from http://www.owensworld.com/jokes/read-468.htm
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